dreadedloreenkid:

volcanize:

peterkpopkin:

this fucking tea

bvcknsteve:

unclefather:

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage...

tockthewatchdog:

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after...

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

articorange:

voidbat:

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

never had this...